The 5 Second Pain Solution

My name is Dr. Ralph La Guardia, a practicing physician and best-selling author.

In the next few minutes I'm going to show you the 'greatest breakthrough in medical science of the past 50 years'.

This is great news for anyone who is sick of dangerous prescription drugs, but still needs an effective pain solution.

Now you can have that, without a prescription, without side effects, and without spending thousands of dollars.

This is life-changing information, so please pay attention.

Big Pharma kept this out of your hands for decades, and if they have their way they'll put it under lock and key again...

And they'll raise prices beyond what any normal person can afford.
Dr. Ralph La Guardia, MD
  • Board Certified Family Medical Doctor with specialization in Geriatrics
  • His clinic in Connecticut specializes in natural remedies in conjunction with western medical practices
  • Best-selling author of The Doomsday Book of Medicine and The Bible of Alternative Medicine
But today you can enjoy the full benefits of this miraculous formula...

That my colleagues in the medical field are calling 'The Holy Grail of Pain Relief' because it:

  • Relieves pain in muscles, joints and nerves 
  • Starts working within 5 seconds
  • Is completely non-addictive
  • ​Is natural and requires no prescription
This is the solution to your pain problems you've sought for years...

And possibly even the solution to the rampant opioid crisis that is destroying so many lives in our country.

But Big Pharma has fought to keep it away from you for over 80 years...

And they're not ready to give up yet.

You'll be livid when you see the steps Big Pharma is taking to keep this out of your hands...

And to keep the river of dirty money they're making off deadly painkillers flowing.

I've known since the 70's that this natural solution was a powerful pain-reliever...

But it was illegal to prescribe it or even possess it.  

In fact the only pain solutions that were legal for decades were addictive opioids and prescription drugs...

That, at best, would wreck the stomach linings and digestive systems of my patients...

And at worst would wreck their entire lives as they became dependent on the most addictive substances on the planet.

That's why as much as possible I stopped prescribing opioids to my patients decades ago, long before there was a national crisis.

I saw first-hand the misery these drugs caused, and I sought alternatives whenever possible.

I spent years testing and developing my own remedies.

But nothing I've seen in my 38 years practicing medicine has been as effective, with no side-effects, as what I'm about to show you.

And that's exactly why Big Pharma has spent so much money trying to keep this under wraps and out of your hands.
In fact, lobbyists spent more than $3.4 BILLION in 2018 alone...

And a massive share of that went to keeping natural remedies just like the one I'm about to show you under wraps and illegal.

But thanks to a stroke from the President's pen...

Now anyone can enjoy life pain-free!

You deserve a life without pain.

Now you can have that, and without the dangerous drugs we've been told are safe to take...

Even over-the-counter drugs are linked to:
  • Kidney problems
  • Strokes
  • ​Ulcers
  • ​Nausea
  • ​Leaky gut
  • ​Constipation
  • ​Dizziness
  • ​Blood pressure problems
  • and of course serious addiction issues
Not to mention the elephant in the room: you have to take more and more of these drugs to feel their effects over time.

It's perfect if you're running a drug company...

You get people hooked on a drug that they have to take more and more of to feel anything.

But for the rest of us it can be a death sentence.

That's why I'm thrilled to announce this health breakthrough, which is finally going to bring Big Pharma to its knees...

So if you're struggling with joint stiffness, nerve pain, backaches...

Soreness in your knees, hips, shoulders and hands, 

One dime-sized dab of this breakthrough formula can make your pain vanish...

Not in a few minutes, but most of the time in less than 5 seconds...

And there's a way you can get a 3-month supply FREE today.

Then you can get back to doing the things you love...

Bending down to play with the kids...

Finally making your yard look amazing...

Checking off those honey-do's around the house...

Or back on the course or the court enjoying your favorite sport.

Now you can have the active, fun life you've dreamt of...

Free of pain, stiffness and discomfort. 

Just ask Brad:


I recently tore my achilles tendon playing soccer.  This stuff has not only given me relief from the pain, but has got me on my feet and moving around much easier within a few weeks after the injury.   Thank you!

- Brad Sandler
Basically, I believe this miraculous formula is biggest breakthrough in pain-relief since doctors discovered the ice pack.

It's that good.

And that's not just my opinion...

Universities like Harvard and research hospitals like Johns Hopkins are now giving it to their patients...

And within 5 seconds of trying it for yourself, I believe you'll agree.

And if you'll stick with me I'll show you an easy way to get 3 free jars just for trying it out today...

But first let me tell you who I am... 
I Wrote the Book On Alternative Healing Methods - Literally

As I mentioned, I'm Dr. Ralph La Guardia MD.

I've practiced medicine for 38 years from my Connecticut clinic, and have a 4.6-star rating on with 27 reviews...
You might recognize my name from my book which sold 43,000 copies a few years ago:
Plus I wrote The All-Natural Pain Relief Protocol after studying natural pain relief for over 30 years.

But if this is the first time you've heard of me, I hope you'll just know me as the guy who introduced you to...

The single most powerful pain-fighting compound on the earth.

I believe when you try this incredible formula you'll be saying "Thank God I found Dr. Ralph!"

I've seen the suffering chronic pain causes every day in my clinic...

From back pain that makes getting dressed pure agony...

To knee pain that makes exercise excruciating and causes people to gain weight...

And hand pain that makes hobbies like knitting, woodworking, and crafts impossible...

I bet you know how this feels!

If you do, I have amazing news...

Thanks to this powerful pain extinguisher I have formulated just for people like you...

You can get back to doing all the things you love...

And feel young again thanks to your pain-free joints, nerves and muscles.

In just a moment I'll show you a way to get 3 free bottles, so bear with me...

Researchers around the world have confirmed that this formula is not only safe, but it is highly effective!

But researchers and scientists are just confirming what thousands of my patients already know...

It really works!

I have the 'a-word' in both knees. This got me up and moving around more than anything I have tried!  Praise the lord!

- Freeda Wilson
Before this medical breakthrough your only choice was dangerous prescription drugs or over-the-counter drugs that destroy your organs.

So while those things probably helped you, it was a deal with the devil...

You're trading temporary relief for your long-term health.  

Every. Single. Time.

And the more you take it, the more you need.

This is true addiction. 

And that's why we have a crisis in the country.  

Did you know more people will die from overdoses this year than car accidents?

It's true.

But a real, honest solution is finally here.

One without side effects and one that won't get you addicted.

In fact this incredible compound is being used to treat addicts...

Because it soothes pain AND relieves the symptoms of withdrawals.

It's that powerful. 

It's not just a pain remedy, it's a medical revolution.

One that nearly got buried by corrupt government bureaucrats...
A Secret Government Study Revealed Your Body NEEDS This Compound

The National Institute of Mental Health organized a secret scientific panel in the early 90’s to research this compound's effect on the brain.

And what they found was shocking...

Instead of just revealing the health benefits of the natural compound, they discovered an entirely new system in the body.

Before this study the medical establishment had no idea this system existed.

They called it the endocannabinoid system, or ECS for short.

It’s a fancy way of saying it’s how your body naturally produces it's own cannabinoids...

Which are just like the cannabinoids found in this incredible compound - which we now call CBD.

Through their experiments they were able to isolate what this system actually does in the body… 

They discovered the ECS is primarily responsible for the body's pain and inflammation response.

When oxidants, inflammation, toxins or symptoms of aging show up, the ECS kicks into overdrive.

And they found that cannabinoid deficiency, much like a vitamin deficiency, negatively effects your body's ability to fight pain and inflammation.

They are also found that there are more cannabinoid receptors in the body than any other receptor...

Which just underlines how important this system is to your body.

This was a massive health breakthrough that could have helped millions of people.

But unfortunately hemp and CBD were illegal at the time, so the research was buried...

As the government bowed to pressure from their cronies in Big Pharma...

And made sure this information never saw the light of day... until now.

So if a healthy body produces cannabinoids just like CBD on its own...

And a cannabinoid deficiency can affect dozens of different processes in the body...

Then we know for certain...

Your body NEEDS CBD.

And now finally...
Doctors, Researchers, Patients, and Even Politicians Agree: 
CBD Is A Medical Miracle
Millions of people who would never dream of trying a cannabis product now trust CBD for pain relief, in fact...

The fastest growing segment of the population using CBD is now seniors age 55 years or more.

They trust it because they understand the CBD cannot get you high like it's psychoactive counterpart, THC.

It just relieves pain fast, without affecting your ability to work, drive and think.

And our lawmakers signed a bill making CBD and hemp products legal in late 2018. 

The government finally has to admit that there is a solution that can help people...

Without the dangerous side effects of the current solutions.

It's become so popular that when a sweet little grandmother got arrested taking her CBD oil into DisneyWorld last year...

The Florida legislature acted in just two weeks to completely legalize CBD products for all residents.

That's when you know it's a true revolution, when a group of politicians actually do something quickly!

Which reminds me, that's exactly why my patients love my CBD pain formula, it acts quickly too.

Just ask Jon:

The only thing that works...

And it works fast.  Literally in seconds.  I am coming off the meds from surgery successfully thanks to your product!  Thank You Thank You!

- Jon McCumsey
My patients are thrilled that they no longer need:
  • Expensive and painful injections
  • Budget-breaking prescriptions
  • ​Or uncomfortable physical therapy sessions
And I'd love to send you three free jars of this incredible cream...

But first I want to explain exactly how it works:
Here's How This Incredible 
Cream Works...
Pain is usually caused by inflammation in the joints, muscles and nerves.

And CBD fights inflammation better than almost any substance on earth.

The latest research backs up what patients have been experiencing for years.

As I told you before, CBD is very similar to the cannabinoids that your body naturally produces in the endocannabinoid (ECS) system.  

And this system regulates dozens of processes in the body, like inflammation. 

We now know CBD wipes pain away in 3 crucial ways:
  • It supercharges the ECS system to regulate the body's response to pain and inflammation
  • It acts on the body's neurotransmitters in the brain and the central nervous system to calm the body's processes and bring it back into balance.
  • ​It then in turn soothes the painful inflammation we feel by reducing inflammation at the source
In other words, CBD gives your body's natural pain defense mechanisms a boost so you not only feel less pain...

But it also attacks the source of the pain, instead of simply masking the symptoms like so many other pain killers!

That's exactly why it worked so well for Lisa:

I recently reordered the cream & I love it!

Your Cream is working wonders for the nerve damage I have from a severe trauma! 

Your product is working the best out of anything I have tried for thirteen years!! I will definitely be a lifetime customer! I am sharing your information with everybody I know!

Thank you for a great CBD product!

- Lisa
But I'm sure you've heard about CBD before, and you may be wondering:

Is cream really the right way to administer CBD?

Why You Need A High-Quality CBD Cream On Hand At All Times

Look there are so many reasons to take CBD I won't even get into them all here.

We literally discover a new use for it every day.

But if you're suffering every day from debilitating pain, you don't want to hear about all that.

Believe me I know what it's like.

I have nerve damage, herniated discs, and bad knees from years of football and a stint in the military.

I can, quite literally, feel your pain.

And CBD has been miraculous for me and my pain, as it has for hundreds of my in-clinic patients.

But when I have a pain flare-up...

Often when the weather is changing...

Or when I overdo it working in the yard...

Or watch my grandkids for the day...

I need relief right now!  

I don't want to wait for a tincture, oil, or a capsule to go through my digestive tract, enter my bloodstream and kick in an hour later.

And I know exactly where the pain is, I want something to address the pain right there.

That's exactly why I helped create this pain cream.

It's localized, it acts exactly where you need it, right when you need it.

And it penetrates deep enough that it soothes the searing pain in the nerve in my leg.

So I partnered with two friends of mine who know the CBD business inside and out to guarantee quality...
Prosper CBD Uses Only 
Colorado-Grown CBD
My friends Kriss Berg and Chaz Shively have been in the CBD business for a few years now...

And they know what it takes to create a high-quality, highly effective CBD product.

And they know where to get best hemp plants to extract the CBD from...

In fact much of the hemp they use in their products is grown on Chaz's cousin's farm in Colorado.

So I teamed up with them to create this amazing cream.

But, it's not enough to include just CBD...

No I wanted the most powerful pain-fighting cream on the market.

I wanted this to be the last pain cream you ever purchase.

So we included several more natural, but incredibly effective, pain fighters so that your pain will vanish is as little as 5 seconds...
We Also Include A Flower Extract That Has Been Prescribed For Patients Healing From Surgery...
This super-herb comes from the remote mountains of Siberia.  

And it has been used since the late 1800's to heal bruising and inflammation.

It's called Arnica...

And it's been a popular additive for pain topicals for many years.

A recent study showed that it was highly effect helping people heal swelling and soothe pain after major surgery. (2)

It also gives our cream a gentle warmth when it is applied...

That you'll feel within seconds - so you'll know when it's working!

But there's more to this powerful mixture...

This next nutrient attacks pain at the source.

This 'Magic Bean' Was Used By Ancient Egyptians To Heal Painful Joints

The oil of this bean has been used for centuries for a wide variety of things.

It's called castor oil...

And you may have heard of it used for digestive issues.

But it's most important use is as an anti-inflammatory...

In fact a recent study showed that castor oil...

When applied topically to wounds led to a major reduction in pain and swelling when compared to a common prescription topical gel.(3)

And it has a pleasant smell that won't let other folks know that you're using a pain cream!  

Works great, smells great!

I've tried every cream, pill, and powder under the sun.  I've even tried some fancy woo-woo therapies that I'm too embarassed to mention. Nothing has worked as well as this, and I'm just overjoyed that I found it.  Smell is nice, and the feels so good going on.  Don't change a thing.

- Jane
Get The Benefits Of 'Nature's Aspirin' 
- Without The Side Effects
Did you know there's a plant-derived aspirin that as well as the over the counter drug...

But without the threat of strokes, intestinal bleeding, or allergic reaction of regular aspirin?

Yes, you can experience the same benefits of aspirin with it's all-natural cousin:

Willow bark extract.

As the name implies, it's made from the willow tree's bark and has been used by American Indians for centuries for back pain, headaches, and even during childbirth...

It's actually the basis for common aspirin, but doesn't have the nasty side effects.

And has been found in clinical trials to be effective in reducing back pain in patients.(4)

But that's not enough to make this the last topical you ever buy is it?

That's why I also included...

A Healthy Dose of This Fermented Nutrient For Instant Relief

This plant is closely related to the willow and has many of the same pain-fighting properties.

In fact it's commonly used by professional athletes with chronic pain because it is highly effective and...

It won't cause them to fail drug tests like so many pain killers.

It's called wintergreen...

And it's a popular essential oil for pain fighting.

Plus it gives a very pleasant cooling sensation as it begins working.

A recent study found that it is highly effective soothing strained muscles in athletes.(5)

Some people don't like the smell of wintergreen, so we include just enough to be effective and...

We also include a small dose of peppermint to give our cream a pleasant, subtle smell.

This Is The Only 5-in-1 Pain-Fighting Cream With CBD In The World

Talk about a powerful pain-fighting punch.

This is the only place you'll find this 5-in-1 formula that makes pain vanish on contact.

With one creamy, smooth dab you'll feel:
  • A soothing warmth and coolness at once that starts to work instantly
  • Your pain will melt away almost instantly and you'll feel the area start to relax
  • And the pain relief lasts too, most people only apply once or twice a day
It's like a warm blanket on a cold night...

Just exactly what you need right when you need it.

Anytime. Anywhere.

No need to swallow more pills.  

No need to wait for drugs to kick in.

No needles, patches,  doctor's appointments.

You can get instant relief with...
Prosper CBD Pain Freeze Cream
Just rub it on wherever it hurts...

And within 5 seconds, POOF!

You can feel your pain just disappear.

Think about the pain you're experiencing right now...

Is it your back?  Your neck?  Maybe your knees or hips?

Imagine what you could accomplish right now if that pain just... vanished.

Would you feel more energy?  Would you feel happier? Younger?

What if you could feel like that every day?

How much more fun would you have?

Now's the time to rewind the clock on your joints, muscles and nerves, with our CBD Pain Freeze Cream.

So now I want to offer you a killer deal to get started....
Don't Wait, There's A National Shortage of The Main Ingredient...
So, you've spent some time reading my special letter today...

And I thank you for that.

I know your time is valuable so I want to offer you a special deal just for sticking with me...

As a doctor who has spent decades helping patients just like you...

I do believe this is the greatest medical breakthrough in my lifetime.

And I want you to be able to participate in it - without breaking the bank.

You'll need to act quickly.

You may have heard with the sudden popularity of CBD...

There is a nationwide hemp shortage.

So we often run out of hemp to make the cream...

If you decide to wait to purchase I can't guarantee it will be available.

You cannot find this formula in your local pharmacy.

This the ONLY place you'll  find this one-of-a-kind formula!

We want to get it to the people who are really suffering...

So they can finally start living their life again!

People just like you.

So are you going to keep suffering?  

Or are you going to try what so many people are calling a  modern miracle?

There's no reason not to try it...

Just ask Leonard:

I was really skeptical

After a lifetime in the Army, my body is wrecked.  I have three purple hearts and the scars to show for them.  I was really skeptical of CBD products.  I was always taught this stuff was evil. But I got sick of opioids from the VA.  The cream works better than I could have imagined.  And now I share it with my army buddies.  And I'm back on the golf course!

- Leonard M.
I've helped so many people with this formula...

That I will guarantee this works for you too.

And I'll put my money where my mouth is...
I Guarantee This Will Work For You In 5 Seconds Or Less...
Or Your Money Back!
As soon as you get your jars, go ahead and open one up right away.

Put about a quarter size dollop on your index and middle finger...

Then apply it to those sore knees, hands, back, or wherever you need it the most...

Feel the gentle warmth melt your pain away.

Feel the muscles, tendons and nerves gently relax over the next few minutes.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, you will feel better than you have in years.

I guarantee your pain will melt like an ice cube in a hot pan...

Within 5 seconds...

Or your money back.

That's it.

That's the guarantee.

What other pain remedy can say that?

I'm so exciting that I get to share this incredible remedy with you today.

I've waited my whole career for this day...

So go reserve your free jars by clicking the button below, and I'll see you on the cart page next!
Thanks - Dr. Ralph La Guardia, MD
© 2019  Prosper Wellness
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and this product is not designed to treat or diagnose any diseases.


Google Analytics Alternative